- Remember yesterday when I met you?
- I’m really smart. I know 2 and 3 makes 5.
- I am a police cat.
- If a boy gives you pink flowers, he wants to marry you.
- You have lipstick all over your face. *talking about eyeliner*
- I told you we have to eat cheese like this. Slow, so you can taste it.
- Tuck me in like Darth Maul.
- *quietly from underneath a fitted sheet* gotta catch em all
- I have to go to the garden to get the macaroni and cheese flower.
- I was born with the force. For real life.
- First you put coffee on it and then a bandage.
- I used up my speed.
- This is the leaning tower of pizza.
- I’m the manager, so I tell everyone what to do.
- My phone number is 600.
- My favorite movie is Chucky because he cuts off a guy’s head.
- You have to go to jail because you’re a zombie.
- Yes, I want to be naked.
- I’m playing a game called kick the cheetah in the butt.
- There are 300 bees here and they’re angry.
Gotta love preschoolers…kids have no filter and pretty much say what they are thinking..
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